New Vampire Weekend Video Features a Star-Studded Cast

Indie-rock darlings Vampire Weekend topped the charts with second album Contra, and now they've got some famous friends to show off. The quirky tennis-themed video for "Giving Up the Gun" features the band's redheaded friend Jenny Murray competing against Jake Gyllenhaal and Joe Jonas, while Wu-Tang Clan member RZA serves as referee and Lil Jon gives her some backhand tips. Maybe you just have to watch this one:

Joe Jonas Injures Brother Nick

That's what Joe Jonas gets for showing off. During their concert in Philadelphia this weekend Joe Jonas decided to give the crowd a taste of his drumming skills. To bad for his brother Nick, when it ended with him getting his hand smashed hard with a drumstick by Joe. Way to go Joe.

Joe Jonas Gets an Unwanted Christmas Present

Here's a video of the goings-on in the ring of Hell that Dante missed (aka a Jonas Brothers concert). In this clip, Joe Jonas gets a gift that he starts to grab at first (at the 0:28 mark), but when he realizes it's a bra of some sorts, he drops it like it's on fire! He's totally saying to himself, "Ewwww! Girl cooties!"

I also need to slap my eye balls for actually thinking Joe Jonas looks semi-hot here. Why would my eye balls send that message to my brain?! Ugh. I mean, he's a Jonas brother, he's barely legal, and he has a 1920s bob!

Let's just pretend this never happened. A Jonas brother?! Maybe I'm officially becoming a 14-year-old girl. Gross.

Taylor Swift Reveals Joe Jonas Inspired Song!

Country teen star Taylor Swift revealed on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that the song on her new album, "Forever & Always," was inspired by her break-up with Jonas Brother, Joe Jonas. Taylor's new CD, Fearless, is in stores now! She's such a clean little Hollywood role model, we love her! Go get her CD! Check out the lyrics to her son:

Once upon a time, I believe it was a Tuesday when I caught your eye
and we caught onto something
I hold onto the night, you looked me in the eye and told me you loved me

Were you just kidding?
cause it seems to me, this thing is breaking down
we almost never speak
I dont feel welcome anymore
baby what happened, please tell me?

Cause one second it was perfect, now youre halfway out the door

And I stare at the phone, he still hasnt called
and then you feel so low you cant feel nothing at all
and you flashback to when he said forever and always
oh, and it rains in your bedroom
everything is wrong
it rains when youre here and it rains when youre gone
cause I was there when you said forever and always

Was I out of line?
Did I say something way too honest, made you run and hide
like a scared little boy
I looked into you in the eyes
thought I knew you for a minute, now Im not so sure

so heres everything coming down to nothing
heres to silence that cuts me to the core
where is this going? Thought I knew for a minute, but I dont anymore

And I stare at the phone, he still hasnt called
and then you feel so low you cant feel nothing at all
and you flashback to when he said forever and always
oh, and it rains in your bedroom
everything is wrong
it rains when youre here and it rains when youre gone
cause I was there when you said forever and always
you didnt mean it baby, I dont think so

Back up, baby, back up
did you forget everything
Back up, baby, back up
did you forget everything

Cause it rains in your bedroom
everything is wrong
it rains when youre here and it rains when youre gone
cause I was there when you said forever and always

Oh, I stare at the phone, he still hasnt called
and then you feel so low you cant feel nothing at all
and you flashback to when we said forever and always

and it rains in your bedroom
everything is wrong
it rains when youre here and it rains when youre gone
cause I was there when you said forever and always
you didnt mean it baby, you said forever and always I dont think so yeah