Oh, Boy! Heidi & Spencer Got Hitched!

Brace yourselves, folks. The couple we love to hate eloped in Mexico and are officially hitched. That's right, The Hills' Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are married!

Spencer shared his gushing wedding vows: “Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I’m honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always.”

And Heidi’s vows: “From the moment I met you, I knew I wanted to marry you. I never knew love existed like this. You have opened my eyes and shown me a new world. Every moment with you is magical and amazing. You are truly my prince charming and dream guy. I love you with all my heart and soul and promise to be the best wife to you every day for the rest of our lives. I can’t wait to see what life brings us. I will always be by your side!”

Oh, geez. Did you have to stop yourself from gagging? Heidi, 22, and Spencer, 25, exclusively sold their wedding pictures to Us Weekly, out on newsstands later this week.

Taking It Too Far...

Our favorite 'Hills' couple posed for cameras at a shooting range on Tuesday afternoon. They are way too much. Heidi and Spencer are apparently gun enthusiasts now?

The duo everyone loves to hate are working on their firearms skills with an instructor who went over shooting skills, close combat, tactical, and defense weapons training.

The couple has been concerned about their protection & have been proactive in educating themselves. They spent $10,000 on weapons at the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, CA.

Spencer Pratt vs. Mary-Kate Olsen

Let me paint a picture for you. Mary-Kate Olsen was a guest on The David Letterman Show this past week. Letterman asked if she had gone to school with any of the young Hollywood stars out there and Olsen responded that she went to high school with The Hill's star, Spencer Pratt. It was obvious that Mary-Kate Olsen wasn't a fan of Pratt and commented that he had a pretty bad temper when he played high school soccer.

NOW GET THIS! Pratt is reponding back at Mary-Kate Olsen and released his statement to Us Weekly about her appearance, this is so tactless! He says, “I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see. She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me… I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though. She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.”

DAYYY-UM! This picture is allegedly from the time that the two knew eachother. They look pretty young but there's your proof!