Showing posts with label Marc Anthony. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marc Anthony. Show all posts

Monday

Why So Classy?: The Divorce Edition

Now THIS is what I expect from a JLo divorce announcement -- pure drama!!! Just goes to show you that you can take the girl out of the Bronx, but you can't take...you fill in the rest. SUCIA!!!

Gatecrasher says that on this coming Valentine Day, JLo will join Marc Anthony onstage at Madison Square Garden in NYC where they will sing a farewell duet together and announce their divorce to everyone.

JLo and Marc Anthony announced she was knocked up with their twins at one of their concerts in Miami, so she feels this is a fitting way to announce that their marriage has bitten the dust. A friend of JLo's said, “Jennifer is planning on joining Marc onstage for a surprise duet." (BG's note: Is it REALLY a surprise now that it's been announced in GATECRASHER? No, I don't think so...) "Things haven’t been right for a while now, and they thought it would be bittersweet." (BG's note: They thought incorrectly!)

JLo and Marc Anthony announcing their divorce through song?! I believe it, because this is definitely something JLo would do. Why so classy, JLo?! WHY SO CLASSY?!

Tuesday

Behold, the happiest couple in America...

JLo is not above having a Maury moment with Marc Anthony, but she sends her cousins to do her dirty work instead.

JLo apparently likes to keep close tabs on her man, so she sent her assistant to look after him while he was on tour.

JLo couldn't be bothered by going, because she was too busy yelling at the Dragon Tales Twins' nannies and rolling around in mounds of bronzer.

A source told Page Six, "She wanted reports back so he didn't cheat on her."

SO classy...