Wednesday

BLASPHEMY! TREASON! MUTINY! THE HORROR...THE HORROR!

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Kristen Stewart (who, thanks to Twilight, has managed to make Hayden Christiansen look like Sir Laurence Olivier), will play Joan Jett (JOAN JETT!) in the biopic The Runaways. Kristen is perfectly capable to play a dime store mannequin, but she is no Joan Jett. Kristen is probably going to get nominated for a Razzie for this performance this year even though they haven't even shot it yet.

The movie will be directed and written by music video director Floria Sigismondi (best known for her work with Marilyn Manson). Joan Jett is a producer on the movie. It will start filming sometime next year. They have to work around Kristen's shooting schedule for the Twilight sequels.

Yeah? What's next for this "star-studded" cast? Heidi Montag as Lita Ford? (I vote for Heather Chadwell -- Rock of Love 1 & 2, I Love Money, Rock of Love: Charm School -- but who goes by me?) Taylor Swift as Cherie Currie? Katy Perry as Jackie Fox?

You people have no shame...