Image Credit: Celebrity Hair StylesJessica Simpson was so inspired by a documentary on the religious masterpiece The Da Vinci Code that she now wants to study theology. Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling Her eyes.
Jessica told Marie Claire, "I've been contemplating taking a college course in religion. I love religion. I remember whenever the book 'The Da Vinci Code' came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times."
Yeah...it's a real accomplishment to know how to read, Jes. Good luck with that.
But perhaps it's for the best that Jessica go back to school and get another career. For her November 13th show, the poor blonde played a 2500 capacity bingo hall in Highland, California. And as OK! Magazine so brilliantly put it, "The hall’s florescent lighting, dirty carpet and fried-food odor is a far cry from the venues J-Simp played back when her album In This Skin sold 7 million copies."
Hilarious!
