Jessica Simpson Paid a Witch to Curse Tony Romo

Jessica Simpson visited a woman she met on the internet to help her put a curse on ex-boyfriend Tony Romo so that he will not find love again. The football star dumped Jessica last month on the night before her 29th birthday.

“Jessica is normally a really sweet girl, but she still can’t believe Tony callously dumped her," a source told the National Inquirer Magazine.

“She found a woman in California. The two met at the star’s Beverly Hills home where they lit a candle, burned some incense and performed a couple of incantations.”

The scorned singer-and-actress hopes the curse will also affect his career and is waiting to see the outcome of his next game on September 13 against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Meanwhile, Jessica has been seen getting friendly with football star Colt Brennan – a Washington Redskins quarterback and rival of Tony’s. She has even been sent one of his team's shirts to wear.

Maybe She Just Needs A Better Stylist

Okay, perhaps Jessica Simpson just needs to choose a better wardrobe stylist and find someone that get pick out flattering clothes for her figure. Yes, the high waisted jeans and leopard belt attire at the chili cookoff in Florida was disastrous and didn't accentuate anything good on Jessica's body. But look at this recent picture - she looks fine! Healthy!

Simpson performed at a Charleston, W.V., concert in tight jeans, high black boots, and a scarf around her neck, hanging down to her thighs. She looks much better than that horrible outfit she was spotted in last week. We approve, leave poor Jessica alone. If she wants to eat a hamburger, let her. Ha!

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What Men Really Think: Is Jessica Simpson Fat?

I'd like to kick off a new column of mine, What Men Really Think with the topic of Jessica Simpson.

It appears PCM was on the front end of the news this past week readers when we posted the story about Jessica Simpson being fat: Jessica Simpson Eats Tony Romo. I myself took the position that Jessica Simpson got fat. Now the latest rage is to catch more photos of Jessica Simpson looking fat.

Many other bloggers and gossip sites ran with it, and will continue to run with it.

But what of the mainstream media? Like E! and Entertainment Tonight. They took the so-called high road and defended Jessica. Well, here is the truth. Not really. Let's face it. Jessica Simpson put on weight and it is news. It's news because she has marketed herself as a vixen. When she loses that shape, men will notice. Editors and writers that are men, will comment. Even female editors that have it in for beautiful women that fall from grace will run with it; I believe you women have a term for that type of woman. Some of you are even foolish enough to be proud of it. I digress.

And what of E! and Entertainment Tonight? Oh... they notice too. They want to ride the wave of Jessica's increased size and proportions. They mask their goal of milking this news by playing the "good guy" card. In this case, trying to say that Jessica is not fat or finding other celebs to say Jessica Simpson is not fat. Of course they are obviously going to sympathize and say nice things!

But readers... if you want the truth, you don't ask any celebrity to tell the truth unless it paints them in a positive light. That is why E! and Entertainment Tonight didn't ask Howard Stearn for a quote. Nor did they ask me. But that is why you are here reading my column.


Here is the truth. Is Jessica Simpson fat? Well, but a man's standards she is not obese. But men are critical. On a whole. And while some men like women that are bigger or fat, most men look for a woman that has curves in the right places. Big chest, small waist and curvy bubble butts. Jessica lost that. For now. Maybe for good. But she is NOT the slender Jessica that was in the Dukes of Hazard. She isn't even the one before she met Tony Romo (QB Dallas Cowboys). Why she is bigger is her business. I really don't care. I never listened to her sing, and I don't know why she is even a celebrity other than her looks. The woman has been a stunner for years. It shows the level of mediocrity of what we Americans accept for entertainers in that we put more merit on looks than substance. There are great bands out there with no air-play while radio hands us music with no soul from pop divas.

Jessica Simpson got fat. And fat is a relative term here. Is she huge? No, of course not. But ask any guy at a water cooler if she is fat now and they will say yes. She was slender, now she's not. The short answer you'll get is, "she's fat" but it's meant as a relative term. It's how men's minds operate. Ask them in the presence of any woman, and they'll lie just like we do to our wives when they put on weight and ask is if they look fat in a dress.

But if you want the truth, you found it here. Men do think she got fat. And for her, that is her every reason for being on a stage or in front of a camera. With no dopamine triggering in our brains, we are more prone to actually expecting to be entertained. Dukes of Hazard defines that point. I mean tell me one song of Jessica Simpson's that has made top 40? Hell, tell me one song of Jessica Simpson's?

Do you expect me to brow beat this woman for putting on weight? No I won't. I'm just calling it like I see it. And to all you celebrities that are on camera and video defending poor Jessica, I get it. But don't think I don't know the truth. You will be at a party among friends saying the same damn thing as everyone else... "I can't believe it, Jessica got fat!" Hypocrites.

The only thing this type of news really does is pave the way for the next Jessica Simpson. So who is going to step up and take center stage? Lady GaGa? I hear she had a nose job. Pick, pick, pick.

And of course readers, if you want the truth you'll find it here at PCM. I for one won't run down celebrities without cause and will tell it like it is. Remember the name, Kitt Badlove. Stop back soon for another column of: What Men Really Think.

Jessica Simpson SUED!

Things are really not going well for Jessica Simpson!

Back in 2005, she shot an exercise video for the "Speedfit System." (See above)

She was desperate for work even back then...and apparently suffering from a bit of the Lindsay Lohan because she was reportedly "a mess during the shoot," showing up "tipsy." Or do they mean "ditzy?"

Either way, the company asked for a do-over, which Simpson refused, and now, owner Alex Astilean is suing Jessica for a $10 million breach of contract.

Jessica should do more than reshoot the video, she should sign up for the program - stat!

Leave Jessica ALOOOOOOOOONE!

Razzie nominated Kim Kardashian saw a chance to snatch some publicity, so she piggybacked on all the fat-flack Jessica Simpson's been receiving, defending the "curvier" country singer.

No stranger to curve comments, Kim says, "I actually love the outfit. I think she looks amazing. I love high-waisted jeans, I loved that belt, and her hair looked fabulous," adding, "When I saw that picture, I knew everyone was going to say something. And I thought, 'You know what? Leave Jessica alone!' She's fabulous, she's a really sweet girl, and I admire her for putting up with it."

Jessica Simpson Eats Tony Romo

In a stunning development of bad clothing and hot bodies gone wrong... It appears Jessica Simpson has eaten her Dallas Cowboys quarterback boyfriend Tony Romo.

The real question is, Jessica! What have you done? Not only have you decided you don't love that hot body of yours and let it go to hell, you've gone with some sort of 1980's mom jeans look. Say it ain't so!

Well, at least we still have Jessica Alba. Err... I spoke too soon.

Jessica Simpson knows how to read?

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Jessica Simpson was so inspired by a documentary on the religious masterpiece The Da Vinci Code that she now wants to study theology. Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling Her eyes.

Jessica told Marie Claire, "I've been contemplating taking a college course in religion. I love religion. I remember whenever the book 'The Da Vinci Code' came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times."

Yeah...it's a real accomplishment to know how to read, Jes. Good luck with that.

But perhaps it's for the best that Jessica go back to school and get another career. For her November 13th show, the poor blonde played a 2500 capacity bingo hall in Highland, California. And as OK! Magazine so brilliantly put it, "The hall’s florescent lighting, dirty carpet and fried-food odor is a far cry from the venues J-Simp played back when her album In This Skin sold 7 million copies."

Hilarious!

Simpson's Hairdresser Hurt By Papz

What a good friend! Sometimes those pesky photographers will do anything for a good picture of a young Hollywood "it" gal.

Jessica Simpson and friend/hairdresser Ken Paves leave together after having dinner at Madeos restaurant in West Hollywood, on Sunday. Then things got a little crazy! The photographers were waiting outside the restaurant for the pals and while he tried to protect Jessica from the flashing bulbs, Ken ended up getting struck in the face by a photographer’s camera. He suffered a gash above his eye.

Jessica then had to drive him to Cedar-Sinai in West Hollywood for stitches. What a bummer, a nice weekend dinner turns into a little trip to the hospital!

Jessica Simpson's song 'Do You Know' claims she had secret lovers

Jessica Simpson claims she has had "secret lovers".

The singer - who has dated a string of male celebrities including John Mayer and Tony Romo, and is divorced from Nick Lachey - admits there are tracks on her debut country album 'Do You Know' which refer to her illicit love affairs.

She said: "There are guys that people don't know that I've been in love with. I've had secret lovers."

Jessica recently claimed she has been abused in the past, during a candid interview with America's Elle magazine.

When she was asked if she had ever been physically abused, she said: "I don't want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse in a way that I would tell people to take their heart and run."

The singer has previously revealed she was viciously bullied while at school, with those responsible even attacking her home.

She said: "I would walk down the school halls and hear people talking about me. Some of them would throw toilet paper at my house or throw eggs at my door.

"They would also write things on the sidewalk in permanent marker. They really hated me."

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See Pic: Jessica Simpson in beer ad

Here is JESSICA SIMPSON in full cowgirl get-up trying to flog an American beer.

No doubt the combination of a flash of cleavage, a very sexy pout, a roll in the hay and her flowing golden locks are enough to shift a good few extra crates of the Stampede lager Stateside.

But the real revelation here is not that Jess is giving it sexy to sell stuff, but that she actually owns part of the company.

She may be blonde but she's certainly business savvy - Jess has a 15 per cent stake in Stampede Brewers which, like Jess, also began life in Texas.

In the advert Jess says: "I work out and take care of myself. But I also like a cold beer once in a while."

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Jessica Simpson spokeswoman for Texas beer

U.S. singer-actress Jessica Simpson has become a Texas beer baroness and spokeswoman, her publicist says. 

Simpson, 28, is now part-owner of Stampede Brewing Co., of Dallas, and serves as the spokeswoman for vitamin-enriched Stampede Light Plus beer, the New York Daily News reported Wednesday. 

The beer, as well as being "light" at 115 calories per bottle, also is infused with B-vitamins to make it healthy, its makers say. A publicist for the singer said Simpson liked the beer so much after sampling it that she not only wanted to sing its praises, but buy a 15 percent ownership share of the craft brewery as well. 

"Jessica found out about Stampede after trying it in Dallas and lik(ed) it so much that she met with the founder and became an owner," her representative told the Daily News, adding that the beer was "consistent with her healthy lifestyle and values. She likes to invest in healthy products."

The singer is releasing her debut country album in September, the Daily News said. 

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Jessica Simpson: Abuse confession

Singer makes confession as she talks about album

Jessica Simpson has revealed a song on her album is based on her own experience of abuse.

The singer made the admission when talking about her forthcoming country record, Do You Know.

But the 28-year-old refused to reveal the details.

'I have definitely experienced abuse in a way that I would tell people to take their heart and run,' she reveals.

But Jessica is determined to stick up for herself.

‘So many people want to bring me down, and I can’t wait to prove them wrong,’ she tells Elle.

‘If [people] believe what they read about me, they automatically persecute and torment me.’

Jessica is currently dating American football star Tony Romo, 28.

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Jessica Simpson's pregnancy mistake

Jessica Simpson mistakenly told her boyfriend Tony Romo's family she was pregnant.

The singer is reportedly desperate to have a baby with her American football player beau and was delighted when a home pregnancy test revealed she was expecting a child.

The couple were so excited by the news they immediately decided to tell Tony's family, and were shocked by their furious reaction.

A source said: "There was a huge fight on July 18 at the Romo home. Jessica and Tony thought she was pregnant and happily announced it to the family.

"The news resulted in dead silence. Then Tony's dad Ramiro said, 'You're not married. This is crazy!' Tony's mom Joan joined in, demanding, 'How can you do this to us?'"

Jessica, 28, is said to have been devastated at the family's response, especially as she was later forced to admit she had made a mistake after allegedly misreading the test.

The singer's younger sister Ashlee, 23, announced she is expecting a child with her husband Pete Wentz earlier this year, and the news has made Jessica want a child even more.

A source added to the National Enquirer magazine: "Her friends know she's feverishly trying to conceive."

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Jessica Simpson's saucy webcam strips

Singer performs Pussycat Dolls routines for boyfriend Tony Romo

Jessica Simpson is said to have found a unique way of keeping boyfriend Tony Romo happy when they’re apart.

The singer is reported to perform saucy dance routines for the Dallas Cowboys football star via webcam.

‘Jess has no problem showing Tony her favourite Pussycat Dolls routine,’ a source tells The Sun. ‘She will dance in front of her camera until she makes her man happy.

‘She does get paranoid, making sure Tony doesn’t have any of his Cowboys buddies peeking in on the show.’

Jessica and quarterback Tony, both 28, have been dating since November.

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Jessica Simpson Rocks Indiana State Fair "Country Style"

After a tearful show at a Wisconsin country music festival, Jessica Simpson slips back into her Daisy Dukes for a performance Thursday at the Indiana State Fair in Indianapolis.

The “Come On Over” cutie sported a denim button-up shirt with a pair of short white shorts and brown leather cowboy boots as she took the stage at the Hoosier Lottery Grandstand as part of the Indiana State Fair.

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Jessica Simpson Strips for Tony Romo…Online

Jessica Simpson may have shown the world her sexy tush in daisy dukes, but she saves the whole package Tony Romo’s eyes only.

The Dukes of Hazzard actress uses a webcam to express her love--and flaunt her assets--for her quarterback beau.

“Jess has no problem showing Tony her favorite ‘Pussycat Dolls’ routine. She will dance in front of her camera until she makes her man happy,” an insider told UK’s The Sun.

However, the 28-year-old singer insists that the dances are kept private.

“Jess does get paranoid, making sure Tony doesn’t have any of his Cowboys buddies peeking in on the show,” added the source.

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Jessica Simpson: John Mayer helped make me the woman I am

Singer is still fond of her ex-boyfriend

Jessica Simpson says she doesn’t regret her relationship with John Mayer.

The singer dated the lothario 2 years ago and she has fond memories of their time together.

‘John believed in the Jessica Simpson that’s within,’ she tells Elle.

‘He cherished our love. He helped make me the woman I am today.’

But Jess – who is now seeing American football star Tony Romo, 28 – says their 9-month romance was never going to last.

‘John is going to be an amazing man for someone, but I know that I was supposed to be with someone else,’ she adds.

John, 30, is currently dating Jennifer Aniston, 39.

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Jessica Simpson Opens Up About an Abusive Past

Jessica Simpson on Elle-September 2008.

While most stars keep their romantic lives under wraps, Jessica Simpson spills her guts on everything from her current boyfriend Tony Romo to an abusive relationship with an unnamed ex.

“Tony understands me,” she told Elle in their September issue. “He appreciates my talent. He’s the first person I’ve spiritually connected with. I’m a girl that loves to be in love. I love love!”

But, the 24-year-old singer’s love life hasn’t been all roses.

“I was going through a lot of pain,” she said of her past relationships. “I didn’t try anything to change my life other than dating different types of guys and conforming to their worlds. I thought I had to be artsier, more intellectual.”

When the asked about the song “Remember That” which references an abusive relationship she tells the magazine she has “definitely experienced abuse in a way that [she] would tell people to take their heart and run.”

But who is the mystery man? Simpson wouldn’t go into detail, but was quick to praise ex-boyfriend John Mayer making it clear he wasn’t the culprit.

“John believed in the Jessica Simpson that’s within,” she gushed. “He cherished our love. He helped make me the woman I am today. John is going to be an amazing man for someone, but I know that I was supposed to be with someone else.”

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Tying Too Hard?

Jessica Simpson appears on the cover of the September issue of Elle magazine and opens up about her rollercoaster of a love life. It hits news stands on August 11th. She's wearing her proper country gear - a plaid shirt, she's really pushing for this country transition, huh?

On the period immediately following her 2005 split from ex-husband Nick Lachey: “I was going through a lot of pain. I didn’t try anything to change my life other than dating different types of guys and conforming to their worlds. I thought I had to be artsier, more intellectual.”

On her ex-beau, musician John Mayer: “John believed in the Jessica Simpson that’s within. He cherished our love. He helped make me the woman I am today. John is going to be an amazing man for someone, but I know that I was supposed to be with someone else.”

On her relationship with Tony Romo: “Most of the guys I dated were captivated by my heart, but they had different ways of trying to get to me. Tony understands me. He appreciates my talent. He’s the first person I’ve spiritually connected with. It’s the cutest thing, he’ll say, Jessica, 75% of the comments about your new single are favorable.”

Jessica Simpson Visits Tony Romo at Training Camp

Though she was deemed a bad luck charm for the Dallas Cowboys last season, that isn’t stopping Jessica Simpson from visiting her boyfriend Tony Romo at training camp.

The “Come On Over” songstress was spotted arriving at the Oxnard, California training facility to show her stud some love. And she looked hot enough to distract the whole team in her long flowing orange summer dress.

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