Lifestyles of the Dumb and Shameless...

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In a move that shocked no one except the lemmings living under a rock (OK, no one), US Magazine has confirmed that Adrienne Bailon (the Cheetah Girl recently involved in the latest "laptop stolen/nudie pix posted" imbroglio) and her "publicist" (Dirt Web blogger) Jonathan Jaxson leaked the story that racy shots were stolen from her laptop "purely to get attention."

In an interview with a local CBS affiliate, Jaxson confirmed they made up the scandal "to juice" things up. Added Jaxson (who helped Kim Kardashian through her own nude pic drama): "What better way to do that than to say that nude pictures could have been stolen from her laptop?"

Now, as anyone who knows me (either personally, or by following my writings for the past ten years) knows, I have ZERO tolerance for idiots, attention whores, skanks, and groupies of all shapes and sizes. I despise these weak, unintelligent people with the intensity of a thousand burning suns. Mere words cannot express how enraged I get when people, and especially women -- lacking in all other forms of intelligence and talent -- sell whatever meager dignity they have in the name of "fame," regardless of how tonsorial.

Obviously, this is the only way Adrienne Bailon can get attention. Apparently, the thought of her getting a JOB like the rest of us mere mortals never crossed whatever vestigal appendage passes for her "mind."

Adrienne Bailon deserves a special form of punishment because she went ON PUBLIC RECORD stating that a crime had been committed, and she had every intention of prosecuting the "offender." Well, newsflash, kiddo: filing false charges is AGAINST THE LAW in every state (and in some states, it's considered a FELONY). Not that you have anything to worry about in the prosecution department...I'm just saying...

It constantly amazes me how some people have absolutely no common sense, no sense of decency and no sense of how something like this will stigmatize them for the rest of their lives. Not that anyone EVER looked to this shameless moron as a fountain of wisdom, but now, Adrienne Bailon will NEVER be taken seriously.

Congratulations, Adrienne: you've been branded as an attention whore, and everything you do from this moment on will be marginalized. No matter what you do for the rest of your life, you'll always be thought of as that attention whore who lied to everyone to get a little bit of attention for a few days. I hope it was worth it, you idiot.

This May Ruin Her Image..

Adrienne Bailon, the eldest member of the pop group The Cheetah Girls, might be the next Disney chick with some naked pics about to go public on the Internet.

The 25-year-old singer's laptop was stolen in late October while the singer was waiting for a flight at JFK International Airport in New York, according to TMZ. When she discovered the computer was MIA, she filed a report with the Port Authority.

Later that day, her record label received an anonymous phone call from a man saying he’d return her laptop if he got $1,000.

A meeting was set up at JFK with the anonymous man, where he was given the money and in exchange returned Bailon’s missing laptop, but the nude pics of the singer were missing from the computer.

Bailon had reportedly taken the racy pics as an anniversary present for her BF, Robert Kardashian. Kardashian is the famous little brother of Kim Kardashian and is seen on the E! reality show with his family, Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Strangely enough, Kim was also involved in a sex tape scandal a few years ago, looks like trouble is following this group everywhere. We hope for Bailon's sake that they can get it cleared up before her squeaky clean image is shot to hell!

Manic Monday: Adrienne Bailon

If you've never heard of Adrienne Bailon of the Cheetah Girls, you have now, thanks to some pictures of her naked ass that were conveniently "stolen" from her laptop (y'know, I've left my laptop in more places than I can count, and it's ALWAYS been returned to me, contents untouched! How the HELL is it that every time a celebrity's laptop gets "stolen," there are pictures and phone numbers and Gods know what else posted everywhere? For that matter, how aren't their bank accounts emptied on sight?).

Adrienne claims the pictures were only meant for her true love Robert Kardashian (brother of Kim).

Her spokesman, Jonathan Jaxson (who also runs a gossip blog -- how convenient), issued this statement to TMZ:

"The photos that have surfaced of Adrienne Bailon were stolen from her laptop over a week ago at an airport in NY and sent to several media outlets. These photos were taken in private. Adrienne will be pursuing legal action against the person or person's sending these private photos out. Adrienne is deeply sorry for any pain this may have caused to her fans."

And in the fine tradition of the pot calling the kettle black, you might remember that Adrienne was the first to come out against fellow Disney starlet Vanessa Hudgens when her set of nudie pics surfaced. Adrienne's catty remark was, "*I* keep my clothes *on*..." Yeah, I'll bet.

And I'm sure I'm not the only one who sees the one degree of separation between herself and Kim Kardashian, the Queen of Trashy Do-Nothing "Fame." Kardashian's father, you'll remember, was one of the team of OJ Simpson's original defense lawyers...the ones who helped him get away with murder with their race baiting and hate mongering.

Manic Monday, indeed.