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In a move that shocked no one except the lemmings living under a rock (OK, no one), US Magazine has confirmed that Adrienne Bailon (the Cheetah Girl recently involved in the latest "laptop stolen/nudie pix posted" imbroglio) and her "publicist" (Dirt Web blogger) Jonathan Jaxson leaked the story that racy shots were stolen from her laptop "purely to get attention."
In an interview with a local CBS affiliate, Jaxson confirmed they made up the scandal "to juice" things up. Added Jaxson (who helped Kim Kardashian through her own nude pic drama): "What better way to do that than to say that nude pictures could have been stolen from her laptop?"
Now, as anyone who knows me (either personally, or by following my writings for the past ten years) knows, I have ZERO tolerance for idiots, attention whores, skanks, and groupies of all shapes and sizes. I despise these weak, unintelligent people with the intensity of a thousand burning suns. Mere words cannot express how enraged I get when people, and especially women -- lacking in all other forms of intelligence and talent -- sell whatever meager dignity they have in the name of "fame," regardless of how tonsorial.
Obviously, this is the only way Adrienne Bailon can get attention. Apparently, the thought of her getting a JOB like the rest of us mere mortals never crossed whatever vestigal appendage passes for her "mind."
Adrienne Bailon deserves a special form of punishment because she went ON PUBLIC RECORD stating that a crime had been committed, and she had every intention of prosecuting the "offender." Well, newsflash, kiddo: filing false charges is AGAINST THE LAW in every state (and in some states, it's considered a FELONY). Not that you have anything to worry about in the prosecution department...I'm just saying...
It constantly amazes me how some people have absolutely no common sense, no sense of decency and no sense of how something like this will stigmatize them for the rest of their lives. Not that anyone EVER looked to this shameless moron as a fountain of wisdom, but now, Adrienne Bailon will NEVER be taken seriously.
Congratulations, Adrienne: you've been branded as an attention whore, and everything you do from this moment on will be marginalized. No matter what you do for the rest of your life, you'll always be thought of as that attention whore who lied to everyone to get a little bit of attention for a few days. I hope it was worth it, you idiot.
