Wednesday

I wish Michelle Obama would beat this woman with one of her EasySpirit pumps...

First of all, Obama Girl, put that away. Seriously -- cellulite and silicone is not sexy by any warped standard. Second, leave that poor puppy alone. Thanks. Third, have you considered some form of therapy for your obsession? I'm just as yellow dog Dem as any other self-respecting New Yorker, but come on now...

"Obama Girl," possibly angling for an invite to the Inaugural Ball (and in that classy outfit, who could resist?), continues to show her irrelevance with her latest photo shoot.

My grandmother, may she rest in peace, used to say that the Gods look out for babies and idiots. And clearly, this one isn't a baby...