Tiger's Alleged Angels

Tiger Woods refuses to admit to specific women he cheated on his wife with, so PopEater compiled photographs of some of his "transgressions" into one snapshot. Check out the variety!

Amy Winehouse is still a mess

Thank Gods some things never change...
You may remember that Alex Haines used to be Wino's personal assistant and they got a little too personal while he was working for her (her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, was in the slammer at the time).

Well, Alex has now done what most people involved with Wino do: he sold his story to The News of the World.

Alex's revelations about Wino won't make your eyes bulge in shock, but it is a good after church read. Among the "shocking" revelations:

Wino dined on a hearty breakfast of toast and crack every morning.

Wino spent £3,500 a week on drugs and made crack pipes out of old drink bottles! She also once used a screwdriver to scrape out the residue from her crack pipe. “When Amy ran out of the drug it she would cut the bottle in half and sit there on the floor completely wired, scraping the inside to get the residue with a screwdriver."

Wino is a bulimic who lives off of McDonald's and Crunchie bars! Alex says she used his toothbrush to barf.

Wino was like Alex's own personal porn star. She was addicted to sex and wanted it four or five times a day. "When I stayed at hers I would be asleep downstairs and there would be this little girl on the bed crawling towards me waking me up for sex.”

Wino is a cutter!!! "Cutting herself was her favorite pastime.”

Wino is afraid she might join the 27 club of rock stars who died at the age of 27. (YOU THINK?!?!?!)

Wino wanted to prove to every one that she was the cokiest cokehead who ever coked, so she once snorted a line that was 20 centimeters long!!!

Wino's favorite drink is super classy. She loves vodka with supermarket tropical juice!!

Did you get all that? Wino is a bulimic, a crackhead, a cutter, a nympho and she's also the Martha Stewart of the crackworld. Basically, she's like every after-school special rolled into one mess of a package.

Lifestyles of the Dumb and Shameless...

PHOTO CREDIT: AskMen.com.

Speaking of class and elegance...

In a move that shocked no one except the lemmings living under a rock (OK, no one), US Magazine has confirmed that Adrienne Bailon (the Cheetah Girl recently involved in the latest "laptop stolen/nudie pix posted" imbroglio) and her "publicist" (Dirt Web blogger) Jonathan Jaxson leaked the story that racy shots were stolen from her laptop "purely to get attention."

In an interview with a local CBS affiliate, Jaxson confirmed they made up the scandal "to juice" things up. Added Jaxson (who helped Kim Kardashian through her own nude pic drama): "What better way to do that than to say that nude pictures could have been stolen from her laptop?"

Now, as anyone who knows me (either personally, or by following my writings for the past ten years) knows, I have ZERO tolerance for idiots, attention whores, skanks, and groupies of all shapes and sizes. I despise these weak, unintelligent people with the intensity of a thousand burning suns. Mere words cannot express how enraged I get when people, and especially women -- lacking in all other forms of intelligence and talent -- sell whatever meager dignity they have in the name of "fame," regardless of how tonsorial.

Obviously, this is the only way Adrienne Bailon can get attention. Apparently, the thought of her getting a JOB like the rest of us mere mortals never crossed whatever vestigal appendage passes for her "mind."

Adrienne Bailon deserves a special form of punishment because she went ON PUBLIC RECORD stating that a crime had been committed, and she had every intention of prosecuting the "offender." Well, newsflash, kiddo: filing false charges is AGAINST THE LAW in every state (and in some states, it's considered a FELONY). Not that you have anything to worry about in the prosecution department...I'm just saying...

It constantly amazes me how some people have absolutely no common sense, no sense of decency and no sense of how something like this will stigmatize them for the rest of their lives. Not that anyone EVER looked to this shameless moron as a fountain of wisdom, but now, Adrienne Bailon will NEVER be taken seriously.

Congratulations, Adrienne: you've been branded as an attention whore, and everything you do from this moment on will be marginalized. No matter what you do for the rest of your life, you'll always be thought of as that attention whore who lied to everyone to get a little bit of attention for a few days. I hope it was worth it, you idiot.