Monday

New PCM Posts!

My loyal followers and stalkers:

Starting today, I will providing you with special exclusive featurettes on the PCM blog in addition to my usual snarky celeb-news postings.

The weekly themes will be (drum roll, please)

Manic Monday: Celebrity mishaps, snafus, and other boneheaded moves. Let's all feel schadenfreude as Paris Hilton crashes her car, Lindsey Lohan passes out in a bar, and Mary-Kate Olsen tries to vomit the one sesame seed she ate for breakfast five years ago.

New Music Tuesday: Sure, Apple will give you their weekly e-mails of the new music that you just can't live without...and so will I! I'll make it a point to focus on indie bands and singer-songwriters, though I'll certainly review mainstream albums if I have enough to say about them (oh, who am I kidding...OF COURSE I will!)

Whip it out Wednesday: Ladies: are you tired of the gynophobic, open-mouthed booty shots of all the female "celebrities" looking for their fifteen minutes of fame? Yeah, me too. Behold, the answer to all your problems: beefcake shots of all your favorite male celebs! The muscles! The smiles! The five o'clock shadows! The baby oil! Hang on to your hair products and your husbands, girls...

The Weekender Thursdays: Looking for something to do this weekend? Wanna go see a new movie, a new play, meet your favorite celebrity? Look no further than The Weekender Thursdays.

Flashback Fridays: Oh, the memories...the stuff you remember, the stuff you don't, and the stuff you'd like to forget.

Non Sequitor Saturdays: Non sequitor is Latin for "it does not follow." Basically, anything goes.

And on the seventh day, I will rest...

UPDATE: If I do post on Sunday, I'll call it the "Sunday Special," something you won't see on any other blog, in any other form, at any other time. Maybe a photo essay on a live show. Maybe a rumination on a show I've never seen before. Maybe a thought on some reality show or another. We'll see together. :-)